Before we jump on the judgmental bandwagon, we should probably say that there’s a good chance that we’d do this ourselves if we ever met Troy Bolton.

That being said… Bitches be crazy!

Zac Efron showed up for the London premier of his new movie, The Lucky One, with his hand bandaged up. After a reporter asked what happened, Zef let out the embarrassing truth– He got Twilighted.

“A fan bit me,” he said about the bandaid.

…The fuck?! Who bites someone? We’re going to go ahead and assume he was probably joking, but if he’s serious then that fan has sone big issues! 

But now that the subject is on the table, we can’t help but wonder– Who would you take a taste of if you had the chance?