Following in the footsteps of Britney Spears and Kevin Federline, Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey, Travis Barker and Moakler, Carmen Electra and Dave Navarro and countless currently-divorced former-reality-show couples, the oldest Jonas, Kevin, and his wife Danielle have signed on to star in a new show about their lives together on E!.

As we mentioned before, the Jonai were in talks to sign on for a new reality show, but ultimately the decision was made to have the show revolve around what it’s like to be married to a Jonas.

The E! channel explains it in a.. er… interesting light (and by interesting, they’re lying through their teeth to make this couple look watchable):

“Danielle is living a true Cinderella story after marrying into pop royalty, partnering in Kevin’s larger-than-life career and becoming a “Jonas,” a name synonymous with hit music and a worldwide fan base. The series presents a unique look at a young couple and their families from two entirely different worlds, one small town and one dealing with international fame, coming together as one and starting a whole new life together.”

Their families are from two entirely different worlds? Really? They’re both Italian families from New Jersey… How is that entirely different?

Regardless of how much E! exaggerated that description, we’ll still be watching that show like it’s our job! Married To Jonas will premier August 19th on E!