Will Smith is a pretty private person. As famous as he is, and as much as we like making fun of celebs who are into Scientology, we don’t really know a lot about the Fresh Prince, and we barely talk about the fact that he’s a L. Ron Hubbard junkie. So needless to say it was pretty surprising when him and Jada made that public facade the day after the divorce rumors whirled and it was reported that she had herself an adult friend on the side. Nothing says “Yah, we’re probably getting divorced,” more than two people who are walking around saying, “Look how happy we are!! We’re not getting divorced!!!”
Now it looks like Will and Marc are in the same boat. When have you ever seen these two together ever? And if you have, chances are you didn’t see it in their private pictures they took at their private box at a football game. That seems staged to say the least.
But that’s not what’s most important here. When these pictures leaked, this pic was a main point of focus for a lot of people:
People kept talking about the fact that it looks like Marc has covered up his J-Lo tattoo on his wedding finger since they’ve separated. Really? That‘s what you want to discuss about this picture? How about the fact that THE MAN HAS TWO FUCKING WATCHES ON! Why the hell does anyone need two watches? What is the second watch for? Is one telling him what time it is, and one telling him how much time is left until Will Smith goes Hancock on his ass? Is he simply trying to wear all of his valuables so Jenny can’t take half of them during the divorce? Is that what’s happening here? WHY ARE THERE TWO WATCHES??!!