Madonna, performing at a recent concert in Tel Aviv, Isreal, sang ’Nobody Knows Me’ in front of a giant screen showing Marine Le Pen, the leader of France’s National Front with a swastika superimposed on her forehead. Neo-nazi accusations? Yeah, you’re interested now.

The image, pictured below, was amongst many other faces in a montage featuring Sarah Palin as well as Chinese president Hu Jintao. It flashed across the screen in less than a second, but it was enough to start a rumbling in the offices of the National Front party. Le Pen might even sue.

“We are not a Nazi party, and object to being depicted as such,” said someone who is probably associated with the party.

But are any of us shocked? Hardly. Miss M pulls shit like this all the time and it means nothing. Le Pen should put her big girl panties back on and give up the indignant act because no one really gets offended by Madonna anymore.

Derpy Mark Z

Mark Zuckerberg, the innovator behind the world’s largest website dedicated to stalking your ex-girlfriend and getting updates on how many of your high school friends are knocked up, is now only worth $14.7 billion instead of $20 billion. Facebook stock shares are down by a percentage that people are saying is a lot so that’s really sad for him.

Although fans are rallying to raise funds for him and his budding family to cope during these trying times, the Zuck and his new bride have nonetheless taken the thrifty route while honeymooning in Italy.

We have heartbreaking footage of him being lost at an ATM. And because he bought his wife diamond earrings, he couldn’t leave a tip at the restaurant where they ate dinner. After viewing the photos (which are painful and traumatic in nature), please click the “Donate Now” button and do your part to restore this poor man’s pride and ensure another unnecessary Facebook update.

The tragedy of actually having to use an ATM. The face of confusion.

The despondent look of a bride who thought she was marrying a top 40 billionaire.

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This is nothing more than a string of wonderful screenshots from the upcoming film adaptation of Les Miserables. Now is not the time to turn your nose up at a “musical”. This shit is historical fiction played out as pretty much an OPERA. This is nothing to scoff at. MUZICALZ FO’ LYFE YO’.

Anne Hathaway as Fantine. She looks hard as fuck.

This takes us back to the days when Hugh played Curly in Oaklahoma!. Well, it’s sort of the same.

Is that Russell Crowe? Um, YEAH IT IS.

And there’s Karen from Mean Girls.

Her waist is too small. But this no-namer beat out Scarlett Johansson for the role, so we’re interested. It’s Samantha Barks.

If all this hasn’t convinced you, watch this video of Neil Patrick Harris and Jason Segal. Then we dare you to tell us it isn’t cool to like musicals.

Our self-esteem plummeted while sifting through pics of Keira for this post, so in order to get through it without running to the bathroom to cry and shout “you’re beautiful” at our reflections, we chose a less flattering screen shot from her role as a spank-addicted therapy patient. We may still need to call our moms for a pep talk later though.

Details! There are none. All we know is Keira has announced her engagement to her boyfriend of 15 months, James Righton. Dude is a keyboard player (a.k.a. good with his fingers) for The Klaxons, a rock band we’ve never heard of. They are keeping tight-lipped about how the proposal went down and what their wedding plans are, but we’ll get our hands on that goss soon enough!

Keira split from Rupert Friend after 5 years together in January of 2011, so we think she must have found her man this time, girl’s not letting this one wait. We like her a lot, so we’re wishing the happy couple a good 3 years together before they start to bore us and need to get divorced.

We are almost as excited about this movie as we are for Tyler Perry’s Madea’s Witness Protection. But more about that later. WATCH THIS TRAILER AND CREAM YOUR PANTS.

We all had to read it in high school, and now we all get to watch it IN 3D! Directed by Baz Lurhman, and starring the ageless babe Leo DiCaprio, we can tell from the trailer that the film has perfectly captured the novel’s glamour-infused tragedy. Excess, chaos and angst shoot across the screen, and although we don’t hear the jazz that colored the background of the roaring 20′s, we love the modern-day tunes that sculpt the trailer. We’ll be first in line to see Dr. T.J. Eckleburg’s googly eyes come at us through the screen!

If there’s anything in the world we are all super concerned about at this moment, it’s the relationship status of Justin Bieber. You can’t release a song called “Boyfriend” then NOT be a boyfriend – the hypocrisy is appalling.

People who might matter have informed us that Selena broke it off with Justin because of rumors linking him to Rihanna’s vagina. Others say the rumors have even reached the ears of Chris Brown. But really, his feelings don’t matter.

Justin attended the Billboard Awards on the weekend without his better half, and then never mentioned her in his acceptance speech. Fans of Sean Penn will see where this is going.

But did Selena actually stop following him on Twitter? Of course not. And she’s been in Bulgaria filming The Getaway, thus his empty arm at the awards. Why didn’t he thank her? Because he never does, boy worked his way to the top before they started dating – his success has nothing to do with her. Plus they are a fucking classy couple and they don’t need acceptance speeches to show they love each other.

Get. Over. It.

Someone’s been working on their fitness at the Ethos Centre at London’s Imperial College. Find out who’s pulling their hamstring below!

Willie S, while on a promotional tour for Men In Black II, decided to take part in training with the U.K. Olympic team. He shot some hoops, ran some hurdles, and even tried a little high jump.

“That is fun. That’s the first time I’ve ever done the hurdles and the triple jump, and had any interaction with it, so I’m gonna go ice myself down.

That stuff is a lot harder than it looks on TV. I’m clearly not a hurdler. That gives you an idea of the peak physical condition that athletes have to be in. I had a little taste of it when I made Ali, but there’s a whole other level of conditioning. I’ll be at the Olympics to watch.”

Well Will, we will also be at the Olympics, to watch YOU.

Our favorite part of this picture? Redditors took it where they take all amusing photographs – MEME LEVEL.

Courtesy of hookeduphat

Make your own with this.

We present to you a screenshot of Kim Kardashian‘s IMDB profile that was recently post on the front page of the internet. And it’s hilarious. Props to the writer, and it’s a shame such great rhetoric was forcibly removed by the pseudo-celebrity‘s lawyers.

The writer’s most notable talents include their clever use of quotations, as well as including the opinions of celebrities we actually care about, such as Jon Hamm and Daniel Craig. Some solid gem quotes include:

“Like her good friend Miss Hilton (their relationship predates Kim’s “celebrity”, Kardashian is possessed of photogenic good looks but is short of any other discernible talents outside of the bedroom. Both expanded their celebrity by becoming reality TV “stars”.”

and that Kim has become,

“…an apt metaphor for the socio-economic-cultural malaise in Washington and the country beyond, where everything seems to be run by amoral prostitutes in bed with each other and merely out for a buck.”

Ouch.

Was this a true-to-life biography that should have been kept? Or do you think the writer’s harshness deserved a slap on the wrist with a side of cease and desist?

As our efforts continue to drag the anorexic woman beater through the mud and ruin his career, we bring you tantalizing pictures of our boy Chris Brown getting a street walker’s number. And by “street walker”, we mean a girl he saw walking down the street.

They spent a few moments chatting and she even took her picture with him, while his girlfriend waited at home, hopefully emptying his bank account.

Pure class as always, Mr. Brown. This girl’s got a great story to tell, but if we were her, we wouldn’t be answering that call. Would you?

In a shocking announcement on her blog, Bristol Palin lashed out against the teenage drama show Glee, wherein she revealed in no uncertain terms that the musical primetime hit was bad for America and led to President Obama’s advocation for gay marriage.

Or something like that. Her opinions on the two matters are both so ridiculous we figured we’d indulge in a little ridiculousness of our own.

Obama recently announced his advocation for gay marriage, citing his daughters, friends and close family as influencers of his opinion. Palin thinks these aren’t good enough reasons “to change thousands of years of thinking about marriage.” Yeah, we’ve never been wrong about human rights issues before, so why would we change an already great traditional marriage system that only has a divorce rate of 50%?

“Sometimes dads should lead their family in the right ways of thinking. In this case, it would’ve been nice if the President would’ve been an actual leader and helped shape their thoughts instead of merely reflecting what many teenagers think after one too many episodes of Glee.”

We know what this is Bristol, you’re just jealous. Quinn was able to have her baby and still remain a popular, well-liked cheerleader who could sing AND dance in her 3rd trimester. You only became famous for being Sarah Palin’s daughter, and although you scored a gig on dancing with the stars, we all know it’s not the same. Stop using social issues to vent your hatred for wonderfully performed, high-production value covers of our favorite top 40 hits. Shame on you.