…The fuck is this? The only two disliked Canadians in the world, Avril Lavigne and the singer from Nickelback, are engaged, People Magazine has confirmed. This is surprising news, considering we were under the assumption that Lavigne was back together with Brody Jenner.

After six months of extremely low-profile dating, 37-year-old Chad Kroeger asked the 27-year-old singer to marry him.

“A romantic relationship blossomed as they spent time writing together,” said a friend of Lavigne’s. ”He makes her so happy. Both of their families could not be more excited.” 

This will mark the first marriage for Kroeger, but the second for Lavigne, who was previously married to Sum 41 singer Deryck Whibley. I guess we can draw the obvious conclusion that Lavigne’s ‘type’ are shitty Canadian singers.

We can’t help but wonder what’s going to happen to the giant ‘AVRIL’ tattoo Brody Jenner got on his arm? Or the ‘BRODY’ tattoo Avril has on her torso? We personally think he should keep it as a reminder of his previously shitty judgement.