Before we jump on the judgmental bandwagon, we should probably say that there’s a good chance that we’d do this ourselves if we ever met Troy Bolton.

That being said… Bitches be crazy!

Zac Efron showed up for the London premier of his new movie, The Lucky One, with his hand bandaged up. After a reporter asked what happened, Zef let out the embarrassing truth– He got Twilighted.

“A fan bit me,” he said about the bandaid.

…The fuck?! Who bites someone? We’re going to go ahead and assume he was probably joking, but if he’s serious then that fan has sone big issues!  Read more…

Oh no! Bad health news for actor Ryan O’Neil. The former husband of Farrah Fawsett, reality TV man we love to hate has been diagnosed with stage 4 prostate cancer, which is not good.

For more on Ryan O’Neil’s health status, keep reading.

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Terrible news! The former Crazy Town singer Shifty Shellshock is currently in a coma in a Los Angeles hospital, according to TMZ.

The former Celebrity Rehab star has apparently been in the ICU since Thursday and is believed to be completely unresponsive. He was arrested in February with a cocaine charge and was due to appear in court this week. Very sad news, indeed.

Shellshock, whose real name is Seth Brooks Binzer, has struggled with addiction problems for years and appeared on the first two seasons of Celebrity Rehab as well as the first two editions of Sober House. There is no definitive explanation for this current state, but is rumored to be drug related. Crazy Town was best known for their single Butterfly. Check it out after the jump.

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Miley Cyrus has been in the media a lot recently for her drastic weight loss, but something even more concerning is developing in the life of the Disney starlette: Miley’s been caught slitting her wrists in what friends describe is a ‘way to physically take her emotions out on her body.’

While walking one of her dogs yesterday, a paparazzi snapped shots of fresh scars on the star’s wrists, where friends say she’s been cutting out of depression.

According to an insider, Miley’s recent weight loss isn’t attributed to anorexia as it’s been widely assumed, but to depression. Here’s what they had to say:

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She’s a rebel just like her mama!

Madonna’s barely-15-year-old daughter Lourdes Leon was spotted smoking with a group of friends this weekend in the SoHo district of NYC.

We all know her mom is famous for acting inappropriately, but we have to ask– isn’t 15 too young to start this behavior?  Someone needs to set some rules for this kid!

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It looks like 2012 isn’t going to be the year John Mayer thought it would.

After spending the last two years battling granuloma, a growth that forms where the vocal cords connect and can be a career-ruiner for singers, Mayer announced that he had made a full recovery and would be going on a world tour to promote his upcoming album Born and Raised, but his health has taken a turn for the worst.

Mayer wrote in his blog that during a rehearsal with the band, he was hit with a realization that he should see his doctor as “something didn’t feel/sound right,” and he’s lucky he did, because they made a pretty important discovery:

“I went in for a visit [to my doctor] on Wednesday and a scope of my vocal cords revealed that the granuloma has grown back where it had mostly healed. This is bad news. Because of this, I have no choice but to take an indefinite break from live performing… It will sideline me for a longer period of time than I care to have you count down.”

So what’s that mean for the tour? You guessed it– Cancelled.

Mayer goes on to say that Born and Raised will be released as scheduled and he will take the time he would have spent on touring to write another new album.

“I’m pretty emotionally burnt out at the moment, but please know how hard I tried to resolve this and how disappointed I am that I can’t perform this record yet. I’m completely bummed, especially for all of you who started making plans to see a show. Nothing feels worse than having to break the stage down before the performance, and I mean nothing. I love this band you were going to hear, I love the guys and girls I work with, and the only thing that stops me from devolving into a puddle of tears is knowing that it’s a long life, and the greatest gift in the world is being able to create music no matter what the circumstances. So these are the new circumstances, and I’ll find a way to make it mean something. That’s all you can ever do.”

How sad!

If you haven’t yet, check out the first single off of the new album, Shadow Days, below. We think this would have sounded GREAT live– What do you think?

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Victoria Beckham has been stepping out for the first time since her daughter Harper was born, but it’s evident that the former pop star isn’t exactly her old self.

Rumors have come around saying that Beckham is suffering from post-partum depression, and now the star is talking about the troubles in her personal life.

“I have a lot on my plate. I’m not going to lie about it, I’m tired,” said Beckham. “I’m basically just like any woman who’s working and has lots of children – it’s tough. I’m not getting much sleep at all. Harper’s not sleeping that great, and I’ve been taking Skype business calls throughout the night too because of the [fashion] collections.”

Sounds like she could use a break for a while!

Check out the pictures of Vic Beck at Eva Longoria’s Vanity Fair party last night. Do you think the star looks depressed?

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In today’s ‘is this supposed to be shocking?’ news, TMZ has confirmed that Gerard Butler is in rehab.

The actor, who’s currently staying at the Betty Ford Center for substance abuse, claims that his problems were triggered when he first started his demanding physical training in 2006 for his movie 300. After the movie wrapped and he went on to sustain several injuries, including a recent surfing accident this past December, he started abusing prescription pills.

Butler has been in Betty Ford for the past three weeks, but is expected to leave the center later today.

We hope the actor got the help he needed!

This story is CRAY!

The actor who played Mr. Kruger in Seinfeld, Daniel Von Bargen, attempted suicide by shooting himself in the head on Monday– and he’s still alive!

Von Bargen called 911 after shooting himself in the temple, which he says he did to avoid going to the hospital for a diabetes-related surgery.

“I was supposed to go to the hospital and I didn’t want to,” explained Von Bargen, “They were supposed to amputate at least a few toes.”

The actor gets through an almost 6-minute conversation and sounds completely coherent through the entire thing. Pretty impressive for a guy who just shot himself in the head!

TMZ got their hands on the 911 tape where Daniel explains in detail what happened. If you think you can stomach it, check out the audio below! Read more…

Since being diagnosed with granuloma and having to undergo extensive throat surgery, John Mayer has kept an unusually low profile: No major public appearances, no new music, and obviously no touring. But it looks like his silent days are over!

Mayer turned to his Tumblr page this morning to share a one-minute soundbite of his new single Shadow Days, saying:

“I’m excited to share the first bit of sound from the album. Been looking forward to a post like this since October 14, 2010, the first day I started writing this group of songs. Enjoy.”

And enjoy we did! The song sounds amazing and we can’t wait to hear the rest (granted that may be a little bias, seeing as we’re madly in love with the bruiting singer).

Check out the new tune below!

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