According to several sources, Harry Potter actress Emma Watson is amongst the rumored actresses to play Anastasia Steel in the upcoming film adaptation of
porn Fifty Shades Of Grey, which raises the question: Do casting directors only know of three fucking actresses?
Since the popularity of books-as-films has revolutionized the way we go to the movies, it seems that Emma Watson, Kristen Stewart and Jennifer Lawrence are rumored to be up for nearly every role that’s based on a novel series. First Watson was rumored for Alice in Twilight, then both Robert Pattinson and his on-screen/off-screen girlfriend Stewart were rumored to play several major roles in the Hunger Games trilogy, and now all three are rumored to be filling the shoes of Anastasia, with Watson apparently being the front rummer.
Mike De Luca and Dana Brunetti, producers on Grey, have both publicly said that the three starlettes are their top choices so far to play the nearly x-rated role, but people close to the production are saying that Elizabeth Olsen and Mila Kunis have been approached about the role as well.
So, kids, the moral of the story is that if you want to be in a wildly successful movie franchise, you have to have already been in a wildly successful movie franchise. Good luck!