We all know that you all want to know about Lindsay’s court hearing and the constant drama that’s in the tabloids, but today we thought we would focus on her acting career…or lack there of.

With the upcoming sequel Machete Kills! coming out later this year that will star a slew of celebrities including Lady Gaga, Mel Gibson, Jessica Alba and Antonio Banderas, we know you Lilo fans have been wondering if the troubled starlet will be making an appearance and sadly (or unsurprisingly) director Robert Rodriguez confirms that she will NOT be reprising her role as herself  troubled rich girl April in the sequel.

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Are you ready to get your minds blown with yet another laughable Lindsay Lohan performance?

In all fairness, this is probably the best acting we’ve seen from her in a while even though this looks like a sequel from I Know Who Killed Me. 

After being snubbed by Sundance, the producers are desperate to release clips of The Canyons and that is why we have a 3-minute clip of the upcoming film.

In the clip, Lindsay only utters three lines of dialogue, walks around a bit and gets attacked by porn star James Deen. It’s so bad, it’s good!

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A couple of days before New Year’s Eve, it was wildly announced that Lindsay Lohan was going to stay in and be a good sober girl and welcome 2013 quietly at home after reflecting on a year of gargantuan f*ck-ups.

But our favorite little train wreck didn’t fail our expectations as Lilo and Mama D went out on the town both drunk as can be!

In matching tacky fur coats, they embarrassed themselves on multiple occasions (as the picture above demonstrates) as they slurred and stumbled their way through the streets of London.

I’m sure her parole officer and her judge got a kick out of these pics!

Needless to say, we think Lilo has no intentions of being a good girl this year. But at least, she wasn’t behind the wheel this time.

Thoughts? Let us know in the comment section below! 

Oh, dear. We really had high hopes for this. We really did. We also had optimistic high hopes for Liz & Dick, which we DID enjoy quite a bit, but it looks like Scary Movie 5 might be another disappointment in quality for Lindsay Lohan. Not that we can blame it on her, given that her role appears to be a cameo, though it is featured heavily in the first trailer for the upcoming Scary Movie 5, which we’ll show you below. Instead, a large part of the problem seems to revolve around the missing Anna Faris, who often seemed like she was carrying the first four films. Instead, she seems to be replaced by Ashley Tisdale, though it’s not even clear if they are playing the same character or not. Another potential problem with the trailer? The very evident changing of swear words to make the trailer suitable for most audiences. Let’s hope the final result is a LOT naughtier and a LOT funnier! We did enjoy the pairing of Charlie Sheen and Lohan in their portion, though.

See for yourself after the cut, and let us know if you’ll be checking it out when it hits cinemas in April next year!

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Lilo and her rumored boyfriend (at least in her head anyway) The Wanted’s Max George have been making headlines since she became a groupie  devoted to the singer by going on tour with him and even getting arrested caused from jealousy of another woman .

Trying to prove to the world that they are in fact an item and not just friends with benefits, the Liz And Dick starlet stole his prized sweatshirt and then tweeted the above picture saying:

Missing something? @MaxTheWanted

Oh Lindsay….maybe you should be more focused on your court dates and apartment hunting instead of letting yourself open to public mockery.

Thoughts? Let us know in the comment section below!

It has not been a good year for Lilo.

She was in a horrible car accident, suffered scathing reviews for her performance in Liz & Dick and was already arrested for an apparent hit and run just a few months ago.  (That’s not even including all the family drama that was put in the media.)

And at 4am this morning, Lindsay Lohan was once again ARRESTED in New York City for allegedly starting a fight at NYC nightclub.

TMZ reports that Lohan was at Club Avenue when she got into some sort fight with a female patron and it became very physical, very fast. Cops arrested Lindsay when she in the passenger side of a car and they intercepted it before it could leave.

Watch the embarrassing video below of Lilo getting arrested and crying:

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If you haven’t heard the latest drama surrounding the Lohan clan, then get ready for a doozy: After a woman named Kristi Horn claimed that Micahel fathered her child in 1995, he denied allegations and refused to take a DNA test, saying that the daughter, Ashley, couldn’t have been his, because he didn’t sleep with Horn in a time frame that would have allowed Ashley to be his.

Well, turns out he’s a dirty liar, because a DNA test proves once and for all that Michael Lohan is, in fact, the father.

On an episode of ‘Trisha Goddard,’ a show that we’ve never heard before, Ashley and Michael took a DNA test that proved without a doubt that he’s her biological dad.

But that’s not even the best part: For what seems like no reason at all, MAURY POVICH comes out of no where to talk to him about the DNA test! That sounds like a storyline that someone took straight out of our dreams.

This makes a total of 6 children for Michael, including the bun his girlfriend Kate has in the oven. Check out the official reveal that says Lohan is the father in a video below. Read more…

Oh we love when celebs tweet  about world news…especially when it’s our lovable trainwreck Lindsay Lohan!

With news of Hurricane Sandy affecting the United States and Canada to the point of citywide evacuations, Lindsay somehow thought it was appropriate to tweet about how the world just needs to calm the hell down!

Check out the unintentionally funny tweet below!
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We’re not the only ones already getting in the Halloween spirit! When we first saw this picture, we thought for sure we knew who it was – Lindsay Lohan, right? No! It turns out to be none other than Black Eyed Peas singer Fergie, rocking a fantastic wig and somehow questioning what she should go as for Halloween. The solution seems simple to us – Lindsay!

From the pose to the angle of the shot, it’s a dead ringer for Lindsay and she can fully pull it off. Since some people might be inclined to go for more of a mocking Lindsay, it would be cool for Fergie to dress up as another beautiful celebrity. Who knew she could pull off that look so well? Fergie is a big fan of dressing up for Halloween, previously dressing up as a child pageant queen from Toddlers & Tiaras – which is a pretty ingenious costume!

So do you all think she should go as Lohan or can you envision something else with that wig? Let us know in the comments!

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If there has been one Lindsay Lohan movie other than Liz & Dick and Scary Movie 5  that has been garnering a lot of attention and buzz, it would have to be her controversial role in Bret Easton Ellis and Paul Schrader’s film, The Canyons.

The teaser trailer has just been released and we’re surprised to say at the very least that it has gone the cheap, 70′s grindhouse sexploitation route and although it looks very gimmicky and cheap as hell, we hate to admit that we’re still somewhat curious about seeing it.

Check out “sweet as sin” Lindsay Lohan and her real-life pornstar co-star James Deen in the controversial trailer below!

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