They only just tied the knot in June, but it looks like they’re already ready for the honeymoon to end: Alec Baldwin and Hilaria Thomas have announced that they’re expecting their first child together.

Baldwin and his yoga instructor wife showed off the first glimpse of her baby bump last weekend at the SAG Awards, and now In Touch has announced that they are in fact expecting a baby later this year.

Neither the mother or father-to-be have spoken out about the rumors, but many people close to the couple claim that the 30 Rock star and his wife are nearly 3 months along.

The 54-year-old has another daughter, who, just to remind you, he called a ‘little pig’ in a voice mail a few years ago. Looks like he’ll make a great dad! Congrats to the happy couple!

Rumors started to spread that Mission Impossible actor Jeremy Renner had knocked up a former fling (AKA his fuck buddy) after a conversation about him becoming a father was overheard at the Golden Globes earlier this month.

Well it looks like those rumors have a little truth behind them, because according to sources close to the 42-year-old actor, he’s currently living with his baby-mama-to-be.

Sonni Pacheco, a Canadian model from Vancouver, British Columbia, met Renner on the set of MI: Ghost Protocol and, after a few months of on-again, off-again banging, informed the actor that he had gotten her knocked up.

The model is currently living in Renner’s Hollywood home alongside himself and his roommate which, an insider says, doesn’t bother him in the slightest: “He realizes it’s unconventional to have his baby mama, an ex-girlfriend, living with him and his roommate, but he just doesn’t care.”

Oh, did we mention that the girl he got pregnant is TWENTY YEARS younger than him? Congratulations on impregnating a girl barely old enough to graduate from university, Jeremy!

Teen Mom 2 star Jenelle Evans has had her share of personal troubles in the past, but the news she broke on Twitter today may have all of her past shit-storms trumped:

According to the ‘star’, not only is she maybe having a miscarriage, but she’s also maybe getting divorced.

Those are two pretty big maybes.

Although there has been no official confirmation, the 21-year-old  reality actress went absolutely apeshit on her social media accounts, accusing her husband of leaving her in the middle of the night, cheating on her, and skipping town. All while she was at the hospital potentially suffering from a miscarriage.

Unfortunately none of this is necessarily shocking information: Jenelle and husband Courtland Roger’s wedding was a shotgun one to say the least, and the rumors surrounding her drug use during her current pregnancy couldn’t be denied by any of Jenelle’s camp.

We’ll keep you updated on the status of her pregnancy, but as for the marriage– You can go ahead and just assume that’s a hot mess that won’t be cleaned up any time soon.

Until that baby pops out wearing blue and scratching his balls, we’re not going to make any assumptions about Jessica Simpson’s baby’s gender. But that’s not going to stop others from doing the same!

According to a source close to the star, Jessica Simpson and fiance Eric Johnson have begun to tell family and friends that they’re expecting a baby boy.

“It’s Jessica’s dream come true, she prayed she was having a boy,” a source says. “She found out this week after a check-up at the doctor, who asked her if she wanted to know the sex of the baby. Jessica immediately said yes and when the doctor told her it was a boy she screamed with joy.”

This is surely to make Johnson happy since he’ll have someone to  throw a football to without having to worry about messing up their manicure (that’s not sexist, right?).

Do you think Jess is having a boy?

Oh, baby. Arguably the most troubled star of Teen Mom, AKA the one who smokes weed all the time and does heroin and lost custody of her kid and might go to jail and is obsessed with Ke$ha, Jennelle Evans is pregnant with her second child.

The unemployed 21-year-old high-school drop out has her second son due September 4 with her new husband, also unemployed Courtland Rogers.

Much like Evans who has a son she lost custody to and now lives with her mother, Rogers also has a child from a previous relationship who he lost custody to.

“Me and Jenelle are so happy that she’s pregnant,” said the delusional father-to-be. “She told me, ‘I’m looking forward to a second chance.’”

According to an interview, the two are hoping that having another child will help them get custody of their other children, but there’s a damn good chance they’ll just continue to be drug users who are unfit to look after the new child, or their first children, or… Well, to look after any kids, really.

“She thinks if she can prove that she’s a good mother, she can get Jace back,” Courtland said in the interview, obviously not realizing that she wouldn’t have lost custody in the first place should that have been the case.

We would congratulate the couple, but we’re too busy feeling sorry for that baby.

Elton John has announced that he and partner David Furnish have welcomed a second child! The couple spoke with Hello! Magazine to confirm the news, saying that their second son was born last friday.

Their new addition, named Elijah Joseph Daniel Furnish-John, weighed in at 8lbs 4oz at the time of his birth and joins the family with an older brother, a 2-year-old named Zachary.

“We are just overwhelmed with happiness and excitement. Both of us have longed to have children, but the reality that we now have two sons is almost unbelievable,” said the couple. “The birth of our second son completes our family in a most precious and perfect way. It is difficult to fully express how we are feeling at this time; we are just overwhelmed with happiness and excitement.”

We send our congratulations to the happy couple!

This sounds like a headline war waiting to happen: Both the British and American royal babies, Prince William and Kate Middleton‘s first child and Kimye, are both due in the same month.

During her interview with the Today show on NBC this morning, the reality starlette announced that her baby is due in July which, if you’re as obsessed with the royal couple as we are, you already know is also due in the same summer month.

According to trend predictors working for People magazine, the headlines surrounding the two births were already predicted to be the best selling issues of the year, so we can only imagine what the bidding wars will be like, and which mags will end up featuring which couples on the cover.

We should start a baby pool! Who thinks the new prince/princess will be born first? Who has their money on the most entitled baby in the world popping out before the Brit?

It was her first red carpet appearance since giving birth to her daughter, but unlike every single other female celebrity in the world, there has barely been a word spoken about Adele’s post-baby body.

The British singer was nominated for Best Original Song for Skyfall from the James Bond Skyfall soundtrack, and she made her first red carpet appearance since popping out her little one. But in a shocking turn of events, the media concentrated on her Golden Globe nomination instead of her new body, which would normally be a good thing, but is it because her talent is really worth talking about, or is it because we’re all too scared to pick on the fat girl?

Now, if you ask us, we think Adele looks amazing. Her body now is almost better than it was before she had her baby, but even a comment like that would warrant us a side-eye from the rest of the media since there seems to be a radio silence placed on any issue that has to do with her size. When did it only become okay to talk about the baby weight gain and weight loss of former boarderline-anorexics?

Regardless of what she looked like, Adele surprised a lot of people by taking the trophy home, causing Taylor Swift to make one of the most sour ‘holy shit I didn’t win’ faces we’ve ever seen. Congratulations to the new mom on her big win!

Holy are these two ever a box of surprises: First they get secretly engaged, then secretly married, now they’re secretly pregnant!

Alright, they’re not secretly pregnant. Actually, the confirmed it pretty publicly via Us Weekly, so that last part was a downright lie, but you get the point.

Evan Rachel Wood and husband Jamie Bell are having their first child!

The 25-year-old actress and the 26-year-old actor got married in California on October 30 after a relationship filled with on-again-off-again dating patterns, but it looks like their most recent reunion in 2011 is going to stick, as they’re about to expand their family.

Remember that time she was engaged to Marilyn Manson? This baby will be much cuter than that one would have been!

The other night while hosting the Peoples Choice Awards, Penny from the Big Bang Theory looked as thin as ever. But could she have been hiding something under all those couture dresses? Is Kaley Cuoco pregnant?

We’ve joked that the actress was probably knocked up when she suddenly got engaged to short-term boyfriend, Los Angeles based rehab specialist Josh Resnik. Despite the fact that they called off that engagement a while ago, those rumors might still be true!

According to a ‘close friend’ of Resnik’s, Cuoco was “telling everyone over Christmas that she’s pregnant and wants to get married before the baby comes.”

Did that dead and done engagement just turn into a shotgun wedding?? Check out photos from last night to see the non-existing baby bump!

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