When it comes to stories like this, there’s really only one thing to say: What?!

Bam Margera has released a music video for his new song, “Bend My Dick To My Ass,” and the video is just as messed up as the title suggests.

In the rap/ dubstep/ we-don’t-know-what-the-hell-to-call-this-genre song, Bargera sings about how he wished he was able to bend his penis to his own rectum so he could have sex with himself. If that’s not weird enough, the almost-semi-pornographic video actually shows him urinating into his own mouth. Yes, unfortunately you read that correctly.

If you want to replace your fun memories of Bam from his MTV shows with scarring images of him slipping into an absolutely psychotic state, check out the video below! Read more…

J-Tims just tied the knot and Brit’s about to walk down the isle– What makes you think there’s a chance of them getting back together? You need to get over your Mickey Mouse Club dreams, child!

But now that we have your attention, there are some important issues to discuss.

We’ve learned that Britney has officially QUIT her gig as judge of the X-Factor. TMZ has reported that she’s stepped down from her responsibilities  to concentrate on completing her new album and plan a tour. It’s not shocking that she’s leaving her judge duties as it was widely rumored that she was only planning on staying for a year in the first place. What IS shocking is that she’s walking away from a $15 million contract! What are the chances she’ll make even close to that amount with a new record?

In related news, Britney isn’t the only half of your former favorite couple to announce plans of new music: According to a Florida radio station, a new single is set to drop on Monday featuring Timberlake, Timbaland and Jay-Z. Following their announcement, Justin turned to Twitter to Tweet “Thursday, January 10th, 2013 at 9:01 am PST…,” which we can only assume is when the new single hits.

New Britney AND Justin music? Can you say co-headlining tour?!

Is 50 Cent going to be Ciara’s baby daddy? According to gossip site Mediatakeout.com, he is!

A good source has just leaked that R&B singer Ciara has learned that she is PREGNANT and the source is also claiming that 50 Cent is most definitely the daddy!

Read more juicy details below!

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Sounds like someone had a little too Purple Drank! After suffering from seizure-like symptoms on his private jet, rapper Lil Wayne was the cause of an emergency landing in Texas, this according to multiple reports.

The plane, which was headed to LAX from an unknown location, was brought to the closest terminal after the rappers medical emergency. Sources say that as soon as the plane landed, Wayne was transported to the local hospital, but was released several hours later.

His reps have yet to address rumors as to what caused the seizures, but friends of the rapper say he’s currently ”doing better.”

We’ll give you more details about what happened on the plane as they become available.

Looks like Whiz Khalifa is going to have to put some of his weed money aside for baby food, because he’s announced that he knocked up girlfriend Amber Rose.

According to a source, the pregnancy was shockingly unplanned!

“Amber and Wiz unexpectedly got pregnant, but they’re really happy to be starting a family together. Amber’s already had to make some big lifestyle changes, like not smoking cigarettes anymore. As a model she’s used to having a thin waist, so this is going to be an adjustment for her,” said the source.

Friends close to the stars say that Rose is due in January and have decided to schedule their wedding in October so they can walk down the isle without a noticeable baby bump.

Are we supposed to say congratulations, or are we chalking this up to an accident…?

It’s been a long 7 year wait, but Missy Elliot has announced that she’s coming out of her unofficial retirement this weekend to drop her new tracks!

Her longtime partner and once-rumored boyfriend Timbaland recently Tweeted, “Watch it world we backk!!! My sista @MissyElliott is droppin her singles #9thinning and #triplethreat labor day weekend.”

Aaaand cue us losing our shit.

The Los Angeles Times said that Elliot’s new songs (plural!) will come from a new album she’s dropping in late 2012, which will be her first full-length studio album since 2005.

We’re SO EXCITED Missy’s back in the game! What do you think about the rap queen’s return?

Raps newest obsession, Frank Ocean, has been confirmed as the first musical guest for the upcoming season of Saturday Night Live.

The episode which will air on September 15 doesn’t yet have a host, but rumor has it the host is going to be one of their biggest yet. What an exciting tease!

Looks like this TV season is going to start off BIG for Ocean! Not only did he snag the coveted SNL slot, but he’s also confirmed to perform on the September 6 broadcast of the MTV VMA’s.

Let’s hope Kanye doesn’t steal his moon man.

So an Olympian and a reality star start hooking up and, apparently, that’s not even a joke. According to The Urban Daily, USA swimmer and gold metal winner Ryan Lochte is hooking up with Love & Hip Hop Atlanta star K. Michelle.

Although the pictures that have been surfacing don’t exactly lead to the conclusion that the two are shacking up, Michelle has said a few things that strongly hint towards a relationship with Lochte.

During a press conference with rapper Yung Berg, Michelle admitted that she’s currently, “dating a white guy who’s also a swimmer.” Could be any swimmer, right? Well when the Olympics went under way, the only white guy/ swimmer/ athlete in general that she was Tweeting about was Lochte, calling him her pooh and stating that she loves him.

Interesting pairing to say the least! Do you think there’s truth to the rumors?

If you haven’t heard the drama surrounding a Pitbull-related Walmart contest, then you obviously don’t spend enough time on Twitter. Pitbull teamed up with Walmart for a contest that would bring the world-wide superstar to any city in the world that gained the most votes through an online voting system. Naturally his team thought that a larger city like New York or LA would win based solely on the fact that they have so many residents who were able to vote, but David Thorpe of Something Awful had a different idea in mind.

The website editor decided to promote his followers to start voting in the contest, but instead of voting of their own home cities, he wanted them to vote for the remote town of Kodiak, Alaska.

And Kodiak won.

Pitbull, who we assumed would have been sour about the whole situation, not only made a YouTube video for Thorpe thanking him for creating the opportunity for him to visit Kodiak, but he actually did the concert! And he brought Thorpe along for the ride!

After meeting Pitbull, Thorpe posted this picture with the caption:

“Just met Pitbull. He shook my hand and said “Keep bullshitting. Next thing you know we’ll be on the moon.””

Aaaaaand now we’re in love with Pitbull.

Check out a few more pictures of his time up north below! Read more…

The Game announced on Twitter last week that his wedding has been called off. Then The Game announced this morning that his wedding is back on. Not only does he not mind canceling and uncanceling what is probably the most important day of his fiance’s life, but he puts all the details on Twitter for everyone to see? Basically he’s every woman’s dream man.

Last Thursday rapper The Game announced that his fiance, Tiffney Cambridge, backed out of their wedding by Tweeting: “The rumors are TRUE. The wedding is OFF. It’s not her fault, it’s mine! She’s a GREAT woman.”

But friends of the couple are saying that she had a change of heart over the weekend, and the two are moving forward with wedding plans with a new date being scheduled in August.

We have no doubt that the couple will live happily ever after. Nothing says “This marriage will last” quite like a public break-up just days before the nuptials!