It’s not hard to see through his baby-gap sized T-shirts that Simon Cowell has quite the sizable manboobs pecks, but by the looks of it, the X-Factor judge does not want you looking at them.

Cowell was spotted soaking up the sun on a rented private yacht on St. Barts, but the topless wonder wanted to make one thing certain: That you won’t see his boobs.

The 53-year-old TV personality/ music mogul covered his chest each and every time he spotted a pap. What the what? The most confident looking man in the land doesn’t want his cash and prizes seen by the general public? They must be some weird looking boobies!

Or, more likely, he just had another surgery to firm his pecks (which he’s done several times in the past) and was simply trying to cover up his stitches.

What do you think, GOers? Stitches or big ol’ boobies?

Depending on how you look at it, Kris Jenner is either the worst fucking mother in the world, or the smartest business woman in the game right now. It’s being rumored that, after nearly two years of trying for a child, Khloe Kardashian has been asked by her mother to stop for the time being so people can concentrate on Kim’s pregnancy. Seriously.

If you watch Keeping Up With The Kardashians, it’s no secret that Kim is Kris’s golden child. Seriously, Kris even took a lie detector test once that revealed that Kim is hands-down her favorite out of her 6 biological kids and 3 step-kids, which is a super classy thing to admit. But even with her playing favorites, it’s still a little surprising to us that she’d go to these lengths.

Kris’s youngest Kardashian daughter, Khloe, has been going through a public struggle to conceive with her NBA husband Lamar Odom over the past two years. Between heart wrenching episodes of KUWTK and public interviews about her infertility struggles, fans of the Kar-Krew are well aware that Khloe has been craving a baby since she first wed three years ago. But if her mom has anything to do with it, she won’t be having that baby for a LONG time, even if her IVF treatments start working.

Sources have been coming forward saying that Kris has asked Khloe to start using protection to ensure she doesn’t get pregnant so the spotlight can stay on Kim’s pregnancy.

See what an insider has to say about it after the cut: Read more…

If Kim Kardashian’s personal and dramatic antics have taught us anything, it’s that girlfriend will do anything to be rich and famous.

From a sex tape to a 72-day sham of a marriage where she made millions  to now getting knocked up by one of the most popular rappers of all-time, Kim has taught us that every step she makes in her personal life reflects what she wants in her bank account.

Now it looks that even though the socialite is only 3 months pregnant, she already is seeing the dollar signs roll in and she is set to earn a whopping 15 million dollars from exclusive footage chronicling her pregnancy!

What is wrong with this world?

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Yo Kanye– We’re really happy for you and we gonna let you finish, but you were left out of the best Khristmas Kard of all time! ALL time.

We wait 363 days a year to see the latest and greatest Christmas card of the year, and our favorite reality family DEFINITELY didn’t disappoint! The Kardashian-Jenner clan gathered for their annual festive card, and this year they went white… And Kanyeless.

As everyone knows, mama Jenner has the final say on what goes on with the family, and according to E! insiders, she was admittedly against Kanye being in the Kard. Why? Well, according to Kris, she thinks Kanye might be a flash in the pan and doesn’t want another year like last where a random pops up!

What do you think of the super chic holiday hello?

Last night was the finale of the only good singing competition left on TV, and it was a DAMN DISGRACE!!!

Well, at least in our opinion.

Before we completely spoil the ending for those of you who can’t afford cable and have been waiting to watch it later online, we’ll add in a cut to save you from spoilers.

To find out who won season 3 of The Voice, and to see the first promo of The Voice Season 4 with new judges Shakria and Usher, read on! Read more…

It’s t-shirt baby time! Your two favorite kids from the Jersey Shore, Snooki and J-Woww, are back with the trailer for the second season of their popular MTV spin-off hit.

In the two-minute preview taps in on everything from Snooki going into labour, to her first few weeks as a mom, to J-Woww begging Roger to propose to her, to Snooki getting back to her pre-baby antics.

And, of course, the full Jersey Shore cast makes an appearance to welcome baby Lorenzo into the world.

Check out the trailer for the new season below! Read more…

What do you get when you take a Grammy winning singer, the best band in late night, the funniest and most under-rated talk show host, some grade school instruments, a bunch of kids and make them sing together? One of the best damn versions of All I Want For Christmas you’ve ever heard!

Since we know you’re only here for the video, we’ll get right to it. Check out the jump to see the stars in all their holiday glory! Read more…

Rob Kardashian and Rita Ora‘s break-up is getting all sorts of nasty! First the youngest Kardashian blasted his newly ex-girlfriend for cheating, and now he’s taking his anger even further, saying that he knocked up Rita. That leaves one pretty big question: What happened to the baby?

Yesterday Rob turned to Twitter to tell his millions of fans that Rita hadn’t only cheated on him while in the relationship, but she actually slept with more than 20 men during their time together.

“I’m actually disgusted a woman could give her body to more than 20 dudes in less than a year’s time while trying to start a career,” wrote the reality star before deleting the Tweets. “She cheated on me with nearly 20 dudes while we were together, I wonder how many she will sleep with now that we[sic] apart? But I mean 20?!!! This is a lesson to all the young women out there to not have unprotected sex with multiple men especially while in a relationship. RESPECT THY SELF!”

That’s kind of the pot calling the kettle black since Kardashian infamously cheated on his Cheetah Girl’s ex Adrienne Bailon, but that’s beside the point.

Rob took a break from announcing who else she slept with to let everyone know that there were some pretty heavy consequences from when they slept together themselves, saying that he impregnated her during their courtship after she insulted his manhood.

“So you let me get you pregnant and you let others hit raw? RT @RitaOra Rob’s dick was wack, I had to go get it somewhere else.”

Is Rob implying that Rita had an abortion? We can’t see him using such a painful thing to insult her with if she had lost the baby naturally.

What do you think of Rob’s harsh words?

It looks like congratulations are in order for X-Factor host Mario Lopez, because the former teen star has wed girlfriend this weekend in a Mexican ceremony.

The Saved By The Bell star and his singer/dancer fiance Courtney Mazza tied the in a beachside ceremony that included their two-year-old daughter Gia playing the role of flower girl.

Naturally as a member of the D-List family, the wedding was recorded for a TV special that will air on TLC next week, December 8th. The special, titled Mario & Courtney’s Wedding Fiesta, will feature both the wedding and the preparation leading up to the big day.

And what did Lopez have to say about adding another addition to his flower girl? “Right after the wedding we’ll wait for the guests to leave and then we’re getting right on that!”

This is the second wedding for the 39-year-old actor, who was previously married to Jesise Spanno actress Ali Landry.

If you haven’t seen Jenelle Evans on the MTV show Teen Mom before, consider yourself lucky, because watching this girl drags down your IQ with every word.

In a new clip of an upcoming episode of the show, Jenelle is talking with her lawyer about her upcoming jail time. The deal is she either takes a week’s jail time and her charges and probation will be gone, or she keeps her two years probation and criminal record.

The deal is pretty sweet and she’s lucky to be offered it, but there’s just one problem: Ke$ha.

According to Jenelle, she is so obsessed with Kesha that she refuses to miss the concert, even if that means YEARS of probation ahead of her. She goes on to say that she got her hair done and bought new clothes for the show, so she can’t just miss it.

Umm… did this bitch forget she has a CHILD she should be concerned about? She didn’t mention one word about what’s going to happen with her son while she’s locked up, but she sure did go into details about her concerns over her concert tickets.

Check out the cringe-worthy video below. Read more…