As our efforts continue to drag the anorexic woman beater through the mud and ruin his career, we bring you tantalizing pictures of our boy Chris Brown getting a street walker’s number. And by “street walker”, we mean a girl he saw walking down the street.

They spent a few moments chatting and she even took her picture with him, while his girlfriend waited at home, hopefully emptying his bank account.

Pure class as always, Mr. Brown. This girl’s got a great story to tell, but if we were her, we wouldn’t be answering that call. Would you?