It looks like that sad, sad article from the New York Times suggesting that 50 Shades Of Grey will result in a baby boom just might be right, because every guy in Hollywood seems to be knocking up chicks lately.

We’ll start with Hump-a-dump, because quite frankly his story is the funniest. Kris Humphries, the estranged husband of Kim Kardashian and maybe-Brooklyn Nets player (he entered into free agency on the first and the team has yet to pick up his contract), had quite the public battle with the girl he started banging post-break up after she released several voice mails and intimate details about their relationship to TMZ. The girl, Myla Sinanaj, IS NOW PREGNANT!! TMZ is claiming that girlfriend is three months along and poor Humphries is the papa to be!

So what’s the big deal? Well, first of all Hump HATES this broad since she dragged his name through the dirt all over the Internet. Second, it’s going to do really, really, really bad things for his divorce. The card he was planning on playing during the hearing was heartache– After he broke up with Kimmy, he couldn’t believe how fast she moved on to Kanye. But now that Sinanaj is saying she’s three months along, that means Kris actually moved on first!

Then there’s the two Twilight boys:

Jackson Rathbone knocked up his burlesque girlfriend of three months and, by the looks of it, the two are still pretty happy, because they just welcomed a baby boy into the world!

“Jackson Rathbone’s baby boy, Monroe Jackson Rathbone VI, was born today at 9:43 a.m.,” said the couples rep in a statement. Most. Bad. Ass. Name Ever.

And another former Twilight star, Cam Gigandet, AKA the most DILFy guy in the land, has knocked up his fiance for the second time. Sources are saying that the two are planning to marry before the baby is born, but ‘sources’ also said that last time around, so don’t buy your wedding gift just yet.

And last but not least the king of bare chest himself, Matthew McConaughey, is about to welcome baby #3 into the world. He and his wife of less than a month announced that they’re expecting their third child together in January.

DILFS EVERYWHERE!!