Like she does with ever unnecessary thought that pops into her head, Gaga turned to the Internet to say what she was thinking to her millions of fans across the world– And this time she’s thinking about handjobs. Well, really she’s thinking about manicures, but according to her those two things go hand-in-hand.

In a new column Gaga has written for V Magazine, she’s outlined reasons why she’s currently obsessed with nail art, and the star says it has a lot to do with sex.

“Manicures are extremely underrated,” stated the Ga in her new article before going on to suggest that having manicured nails is a great way to prepare yourself to give a good ol’ fashioned HJ.

Err… Alright, then. Incase you’re interested in the other 6 reasons the Lady thinks you should grab a mani/pedi, check out the rest of her list below. 
1. Having a perfect manicure instantly makes you feel beautiful and clean.
2. You’ll be ready for sex or to put a penis in your hand.
3. It’s a way for you to express yourself (be careful how you do that).
4. It forces you to see the importance of making time for yourself.
5. It boosts your self esteem everyday [sic].
6. It projects an image of success, which is good for biz.