Hilary looks wicked-hot as usual, and we forgive her weight gain because she’s been carrying around a TINY HUMAN BEING for nine months, but did Mike partake in the craving binges along with Hil?
We practically didn’t recognize him and had to gather up some pictures of him pre-fatherhood to re-ignite the flame we’d once had. Here look at this for a bit.
Okay, whew, he really is attractive deep down under the face fat, he’s just put on weight! He’ll be back into hockey season shape in no time! Right? Right!?
Oh no wait, he’s retired.