Since the first day reality star Kim Kardashian went public about her relationship to boyfriend Kanye West, people have been speculating that they’re planning on walking down the isle. Well sorry to burst your bubble dolls, but a very reliable insider close to the couple have told us that the rumors are nothing more than a load of bull.

OK! Magazine published an article that hit newsstands yesterday claiming that the couple have a $20 million wedding in the works (which includes an $8.5 million wedding dress and a $6 million private performance from Celine Dion) for when Kim’s divorce from Brooklyn Nets player Kris Humphries is final, but our insider says that not only are the rumors false, but the couple is actually closer to a break-up than they are a wedding.

“They’re so preoccupied with trying to keep up appearances that they barely have a relationship,” says a very close friend to Kardashian. “Everything they do together is an event for a camera. They’ve barely had time to see if they’re actually compatible as just two people dating let alone as a married couple.”

Sorry Dash Dolls, but it looks like you’re more likely to see Kourtney walk down the isle next year than you are to see Kim.