Our favorite quasi-princess, Kate Middleton, had a lot of shade thrown her way when photos of her sister sans pants and shirt surfaced online, but we doubt that’s even a fraction of the heat she’s about to get now that her incredibly skanky cousin, Katrina Darling, has agreed to pose for Playboy.

The 21-year-old burlesque dancer (read: old fashioned stripper) is set to bare it all for Hugh Heff’s iconic mag this fall, according to Now Magazine.

“Katrina’s enjoyed some success in the US following her burlesque performances and now she’s attracted the attention of Playboy,” claimed a source. “It’d be hugely embarrassing for Kate.”

Word has it that Katrina is beyond stoked that she now has official ties to the royal family, and has openly talked about wanting to ‘perform’ for the family despite fearing that she’d “give the Duke [of Edinburgh] a heart attack.”

So first we had Kate prancing around on a catwalk in lingerie (which is how she hooked William in the first place!), Pippa caught in a nearly-nude photo scandal, and now this Katrina broad is about to bare it all in the worlds most famous almost-porn magazine? Remind us again why people though DIANA was too scandalous to be in the family??

We don’t know about you, but we’re super excited to see Katrina’s modeling skills. Middleton DNA on display? We’ve already pre-ordered our copy! Want to see a sneak peak at what she has to offer in Playboy? Check out her basically naked and totally NSFW pics below!