Jessica Alba is a 50% popular celebrity. By that, I mean only 50% of people like her. And they are all men.

Sure Alba seems like a nice enough girl. She even seems like a pretty good mom! But hell hath no furry like a jealous bitch, and seeing something like this is enough to bring out the jealous side in anybody.

The Good Luck Chuck star stepped out just four months after giving birth to debut her post-pregnancy body, and it’s better than you’d think is possible. Just how good does the actress look in her bikini? Check it out after the cut!

Wowza! That baby she’s holding in the first picture was in that flat-as-a-board stomach less than half a year ago. How is that even possible? Regardless of how she got it done, we’re glad she did. Because she looks hot as hell.