Justin Bieber… You are NOT the father!

Bieber’s alleged baby mama Mariah Yeater dropped the lawsuit last week, this according to her lawyers.

Either Biebs paid her to keep quiet or, more likely, she finally realized that you can’t lie your way around a paternity test!

But things get even worse for the 20-year-old single mom: Both her lawyers, Lance Rogers and Matt Pare, have quit on her! So if the Canadian star follows through on his threat of suing her for making a bogus claim, she’s going to have to get an entirely new legal team to help defend herself. Damn!

Well kids, it’s important to take something away from all of this: If you spread a rumor that your favorite singer impregnated you, you’ll get to meet him in court when he countersues! Don’t lie.