J-Tims just tied the knot and Brit’s about to walk down the isle– What makes you think there’s a chance of them getting back together? You need to get over your Mickey Mouse Club dreams, child!

But now that we have your attention, there are some important issues to discuss.

We’ve learned that Britney has officially QUIT her gig as judge of the X-Factor. TMZ has reported that she’s stepped down from her responsibilities  to concentrate on completing her new album and plan a tour. It’s not shocking that she’s leaving her judge duties as it was widely rumored that she was only planning on staying for a year in the first place. What IS shocking is that she’s walking away from a $15 million contract! What are the chances she’ll make even close to that amount with a new record?

In related news, Britney isn’t the only half of your former favorite couple to announce plans of new music: According to a Florida radio station, a new single is set to drop on Monday featuring Timberlake, Timbaland and Jay-Z. Following their announcement, Justin turned to Twitter to Tweet “Thursday, January 10th, 2013 at 9:01 am PST…,” which we can only assume is when the new single hits.

New Britney AND Justin music? Can you say co-headlining tour?!