Despite the fact that Kris Humphries has already celebrated his new contract with the Brooklyn Nets with a sweet burn to Kanye on Twitter (and by ‘sweet burn’ we mean ‘sad attempt to be funny‘), it looks like he might be involuntarily leaving one of the most talked about teams of the upcoming NBA season… For one of the worst teams in the league.
NBA insiders have confirmed that the Charlotte Bobcats (we know you haven’t heard of them before, but Google it, we assure you they’re a real team) may be getting Kimmy K’s soon-to-be ex-hubby in a multi-team sign-and-trade that could possibly bring Orlando Magic Dwight Howard to the Nets for their inaugural year in Brooklyn.
Rich Cho, the general manager for Charlotte, has publicly stated that his franchise is looking for a new big man to add to the roster, which Humpalump would undoubtedly do a good job filling.
So what are the chances of Hump getting shipped to Charlotte? From where it stands now, it’s looking pretty good. ESPN reported that the other option for the Nets was to trade MarShon Brooks, but sources claim that the Bobcats are only interested in making the trade if it comes with Kris (and his publicity).
LOL BAI KRIS.