Oh calm the hell down, we’re kidding. This baby is clearly not as chunky as Jessica Simpson.

The new mom and her one-month-old Maxwell Drew Johnson are on the cover of People magazine this month, and we have to admit– That kid is adorable.

Reports are surfacing that the picture of J-Simp and hubby Eric Johnson’s little one raked in $800, 000 from the mag, but that’s still pocket change compared to the $3 mil she’ll be getting through a Weight Watchers endorsement to lose her baby weight.

“Life has completely changed,” said the new mom. “From how I sleep to what I think about, Maxwell has definitely taken over everything! We stare at her all the time– We can’t get enough!”

You can check out the full article and more pictures of the family in the new issue which hits stands this Friday.