Derpy Mark Z

Mark Zuckerberg, the innovator behind the world’s largest website dedicated to stalking your ex-girlfriend and getting updates on how many of your high school friends are knocked up, is now only worth $14.7 billion instead of $20 billion. Facebook stock shares are down by a percentage that people are saying is a lot so that’s really sad for him.

Although fans are rallying to raise funds for him and his budding family to cope during these trying times, the Zuck and his new bride have nonetheless taken the thrifty route while honeymooning in Italy.

We have heartbreaking footage of him being lost at an ATM. And because he bought his wife diamond earrings, he couldn’t leave a tip at the restaurant where they ate dinner. After viewing the photos (which are painful and traumatic in nature), please click the “Donate Now” button and do your part to restore this poor man’s pride and ensure another unnecessary Facebook update.

The tragedy of actually having to use an ATM. The face of confusion.

The despondent look of a bride who thought she was marrying a top 40 billionaire.

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