If there’s anything in the world we are all super concerned about at this moment, it’s the relationship status of Justin Bieber. You can’t release a song called “Boyfriend” then NOT be a boyfriend – the hypocrisy is appalling.

People who might matter have informed us that Selena broke it off with Justin because of rumors linking him to Rihanna’s vagina. Others say the rumors have even reached the ears of Chris Brown. But really, his feelings don’t matter.

Justin attended the Billboard Awards on the weekend without his better half, and then never mentioned her in his acceptance speech. Fans of Sean Penn will see where this is going.

But did Selena actually stop following him on Twitter? Of course not. And she’s been in Bulgaria filming The Getaway, thus his empty arm at the awards. Why didn’t he thank her? Because he never does, boy worked his way to the top before they started dating – his success has nothing to do with her. Plus they are a fucking classy couple and they don’t need acceptance speeches to show they love each other.

Get. Over. It.