Despite the fact that they’ve been bumping uglies since 2009, the New York Times, LA Tribune and Boston Herald all reported the breaking news this morning that Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson are, in fact, dating.

Yeah, thanks for that update, print media. I’m going to go ahead and remain shocked as to why you’re a dying industry.

Robbie Patts and K-Stew we’re spotted holding hands in public for the 9 millionth time last night outside a West Hollywood bar called the Hotel Cafe, but we have to say… They looked pretty damn cute! Very hobo chic!

Although the pair showed up to see their friend Bobby Long, nearly all of the people in attendance were there to see the Twilight couple in all their glory.

Since we know you’re loving the pictures of the new-old couple, we’ve posted a few more below. Enjoy, bbs!