‘Unapologetic’ turns out to be one of the most appropriately named albums of all time, because Rihanna has announced that the deluxe version of her seventh studio album will run you $250. Trust us, we wish we were kidding.

The 24-year-old singer is getting ready for the November 16th release of her latest piece of shit musical masterpiece, but fans can already pre-order her INSANELY OVERPRICED ‘special deluxe version’ as of today.

The limited edition version of the album will feature an ‘art piece for a true collector’ (whatever the hell that means), a handwritten personal note from Riri, a white and silver view-master with a ‘vintage reel of 3-D images’ of her style, a t-shirt, a flash drive with a photo of Rihanna on it, seven lap top stickers, a poster, a book of notes and lyrics, a 20-minute DVD, and a copy of the new record on vinyl that includes remixes of the first hit from Unapologetic, Diamonds. So basically a ton of shit that you can download for free and fin on eBay in 5 months for $18.

Before you run out and order the package, which begins shipping on December 11, we feel that we should probably suggest you spend your money no LITERALLY ANYTHING ELSE.