Ok so… What? Is this shit for real? Rosario Dawson was spotted in Brighton, UK yesterday with her new boyfriend who, apparently, is Danny Boyle. Old Danny Boyle. Old, haggard Danny Boyle. Old, haggard, gross Danny Boyle.

Alright, maybe we’re being a bit harsh on him for no real reason, but come on! Dawson is a smoke-show of a 33-year-old and the Olympics opening ceremony is 20 years older than that and LOOKS TWENTY YEARS OLDER THAN THAT.

According to sources, the two met after Dawson was cast in his thriller-movie Trance and have been dating for much over a month now.

We’re really not sure on what else to say about the matter, so we’re just going to stop here and post a picture of them making out below. But fair warning, it’s a picture of them making out so, you know… It’s disgusting.