For the love of all things holy, why would Teri Hatcher mess with her hair? It’s the only part of her that doesn’t require massive amounts of airbrushing! Oh well, hopefully she’ll grow it back swiftly. To see her new wretched hair do…keep reading.

Even if Teri Hatcher could smile with her eyes (we’re sure Botox took away that privilege years ago) we bet she’d still would just be baring her teeth in a mock smile while showing off her terrible new cut. How on earth could you genuinely smile with a haircut that is so flat and lifeless? Poor Teri…maybe she should buy a nice wig or something.