The most beautiful faces of the known world showed up on Monday night to the Met Gala – the classiest and most pompous red carpet event of the year. But we really only care about what people were wearing. First up though, there’s just something about Cameron Diaz’s hair…

We hope she used hair gel to style that. Now onto the good stuff.

We LOVED:

Gwyneth Paltrow’s side boob.

Lea Michele’s ringlet.

Karoline Kurkova’s turban and lower back dimps.

RiRi‘s Unicorn poof.

Jessica Biel’s arm candy. And yeah, her dress is okay, too.

Scarlett’s Care Bears tattoo.

We HATED:

Mary Kate‘s creepy spray tan face.

Kristin Stewart’s pleather color-blocking disaster.

Camilla Belle’s muddy lips. However, her dress was kick-ass.

Rosie HDub‘s dress. We can’t decide if she looks more like Flotsam or Jetsam.

Ugh, Anja Rubik. There’s no way a photog didn’t catch a shot of her hoo-ha at some point in the night. THERE”S NOTHING PROTECTING YOUR LADY PARTS.

Marc Jacobs has kindly offered to donate his shoes to your local middle school’s production of Treasure Island.

Do you agree? Or think we’re bonkers? Please, please let us know.