Remember that time Eva Longoria’s ex-husband Tony Parker got injured during the Chris Brown/ Wheelchair Jimmy Drake bar brawl? Yeah, we didn’t either, but apparently that happened. And apparently it means he has to follow fashion advice from Skrillex.

Tony Parker reported that he was hit in the eye with a broken glass bottle during the Brown/Drake fight and is seeing major side effects. According to sources, Parker had to undergo surgery on his left eye after a shard of glass penetrated 99% of his eyeball in the scuffle. And while we’re on the subject, OMG THAT’S DISGUSTING.

Parker showed up for the first time since the June 14th incident at WiP nightclub to warm up for the France’s Olympic team sporting his new, super-cool protective eye gear and a Kinder Surprise jersey that would make the hipsters jealous. We can’t see how Eva would ever break up with someone who has this much swag?! Clearly he’s making grounds for new fashion trends, here.

Regardless of what he looks like on the court, we’re told that if the glass had punctured his eye even a fraction of an inch in the other direction, he would have permanently lost his sight and would have been forced to end his basketball career. No wonder he’s suing the club for $20 million!