Listen assholes, we’re sick of hearing you complain about reading spoilers every time we give a spoiler alert, so here’s one that you can’t ignore:
THIS IS A SPOILER ALERT!!!
If you haven’t seen season 6 and you’ve somehow gone almost a year without hearing what happens, then stop reading right here, because we’re about to go into deets!
We left Dexter and his crew at the end of last season on a cliff hanger: Quinn might be getting transferred, Masuka’s assistant may or may not be fucking cray and may or may not be obsessed with Dexter, Angel’s sister might be in love with the maybe crazy assistant of Masuka’s, and, most importantly, when Deb went to tell Dext that she was in love with him (pause for you to clean the throw up off your chin), she SAW HIM MURDER A GUY!!!
So what’s going to happen with the gang now that Dexter is outed as a cold-blooded murderer to his sis? Check out the new teaser video for the show:
Ok ok, so that didn’t give you much to go off of considering it’s nearly impossible to watch, so we’ve slowed it down to a frame-by-frame GIF so you can see what’s happening. Check out the somewhat spoilery images below!
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